Hello my beloved friends, children and lovers!

I decided it is time to update my journal, because I haven't had one in a while! Merely it's because the normal I use to work with, is so slow it's not worth going to deviantart.. but now I'm stealing my brothers laptop. MUHAHAHAHAHAA

Well ofcourse I am not going to update my life. If you have any questions, just ask me! like; 'How is school, Milena?' and I will give you an honest answer! or maybe you want to ask; 'When do you want me to pay you beer, Milena?' and I will answer that question too!
if you want to ask me; 'Do you love me, Milena?' don't be shy, I will answer to you fair!

But now it's time to do something I stole from ZzaZza [sorry Sara I don't know how to spell your nickname!]

Have you ever...

Kissed a friend?
Yes, who has not?
Got a hicky?
Yes,
Cheated on a test?
Many times..
Cheated on your homework?
Who does not do that?
Back-stabbed a friend?
Would never do that on purpose!
Told people someone's deep, dark secret?
No, they don't call it a deep dark secret for nothing
Looked up something on the Internet you shouldn't have?
2girls1cup??
Lied to your parents/a boss?
Yes, not much.
Spread gossip?
No, not if it's not true
Made up a false rumor to get back at someone?
No
Stolen money?
No, ofcourse not!
Talked about a "friend" behind their back?
Yes, very seldom
Talked about a family member behind their back?
DUH
Talked about an enemy behind their back?
Ofcourse.. seldom
Gotten in a big fight for no real reason?
No, people are too scared to fight me, because I have superpowers
Gotten in a big fight for a real reason?
Check above
Thought lustfully of someone?
Yes
Stalked somone?
No, it's for losers!
Been Stalked?
Nahh not seriously.. a little
Made out with someone of the opposite sex?
Yes
Made out with someone of the same sex?
IEUW that's gross! Only kissed
Laughed at a joke that wasn't funny?
Haha yes, depends on how stoned I am
Hurt yourself physically (on purpose)?
Yes, I love to spank myself with pizza
Taken a crazy dare?
No... not yet!
Gone streaking?
IEUW NUDITY IS FOR LOSERS
Mooned/Flashed someone?
Noo, although in Germany a lot of men think it's normal to ask [I refer to Wacken]
Caused someone major embarrasment?
Probably!
Pushed someone into a pool?
Yes.. when I was younger
think so.. long time ago
Bitten someone?
If I would say no.. Alex would look at me very angry-looking...
Copied someone's homework because you didn't do it?
Yes
Skipped school to get out of a test?
Euhmm.... thursday?
Wished someone was dead?
Yes, but.. only in a rage. I wish dead to nobody!
Murdered someone?
Yes, I killed my whole family yesterday.
Kissed someone the day you met them?
That's something only SLUTS would do!
Gotten pregnant/gotten someone pregnant before marriage?
I am pregnant right now. I've been raped while I was sleeping.
Like the person that posted this before you?
Yes, I have a secret crush on Sara,
Drank/did drugs/smoked a cigarette?
Yes, ofcourse! Otherwise I would be a loser.
This is the end of the survey?
Now I have to start doing my homework!